i’m sorry that it took so long! kid!derek
hatta-hare ! thanks for the request~
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
- normal people: popular in real life
- weird people: popular on tumblr
- me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
i cant remember if ive reblogged this yet or not…oh well!
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.